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    apriliaforum expert FTM's Avatar
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    So what are we all riding? I'll be on my lightly modified Tuoldo.

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    Hahahaaaa.....just found this thread!
    Should have used my satnav...

    Quote Originally Posted by FTM View Post
    So what are we all riding?
    Well.... those that can.... will be on Tuonos obviously.
    Others will need to consult their chiropractor or local haemorrhoid specialist before choosing.



    Where are we goin' again??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa View Post
    Where are we goin' again??
    Panzering through Europe looking for Nagery roads
    BMW S1000XR,BMW C600,Honda Crosstourer Sold, Moto Guzzi Stelvio Sold, BMW 1200GS Sold, KTM 450 EXC Sold, Yamaha TMAX 500 sold, Tuono 1000R Factory, Yamaha WR250F Stolen, Tuono 1000 Fighter Crashed, Aprilia Atlantic 500 Blown up, Yamaha Fazer 1000 Sold, Triumph Speed Tripple 955i Sold, Suzuki GSXR750 Sold, Montessa 305 Sold, Yamaha XJR1200 Sold, BMW K75 Sold after 1 week, Hardley 1200 Sold, Montessa 250 Stolen, Kawasaki GPX750R Sold, Yamaha XJ 600 Crashed, Yamaha RD350 Stolen, Suzuki TS250 Sold, Suzuki GS125 Sold, Suzuki AP50 Crashed Crashed Sold

    Still got the Tuono, it's a keeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H View Post
    Panzering through Europe looking for Nagery roads
    I think there's some BMW's on the trip which may stand for;....

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    Usual suspects then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by twin4me View Post
    Usual suspects then?
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    I'm not 100% sure officer but I think it was the second from the right, the dodgy looking southerner with the spray tan.. .....
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    Bloody hell...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dr.Jon View Post
    Bloody hell...
    Bloody hell indeed, I see you've been caught peeling an orange one handed in your jacket.. tight wad..
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    Quote Originally Posted by windy View Post
    Bloody hell indeed, I see you've been caught peeling an orange one handed in your jacket.. tight wad..
    No, no....be fair now.
    That was the day he was looking after Roy's ferret.

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    Stapling it to your head is not looking after it.
    Some people will tell you that slow is good Ė but Iím here to tell you that fast is better. Iíve always believed this, in spite of the trouble itís caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GC6269 View Post
    Stapling it to your head is not looking after it.
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    got one more coming with us
    her names lucky Click image for larger version. 

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    the one and only original hairy,any attempts at copying will fail ,
    cause araihead stuck his finger up a woodpeckers hole,

    and the woodpecker said god bless ur soul,

    pull it out
    pull it out

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    Looks a but fishy to me mate.....and there's only TWO things on the planet that smell like fish.
    And fish is one of them.
    NoooOOoOooooooo........She's got no legs!!!!..... yer feckkin pervert...

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    she aint gotta have no legs dude,we where going to give her a pearl necklace to match the one on her wrist,then thought better off it,plus she aint got no titties either,oh well
    the one and only original hairy,any attempts at copying will fail ,
    cause araihead stuck his finger up a woodpeckers hole,

    and the woodpecker said god bless ur soul,

    pull it out
    pull it out

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    A pearl necklace eh?

    You dirty, dirty bastard....

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