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    Quote Originally Posted by hairy View Post
    allthought the cab drivers are a bit twitchy on the way back to the hotel.
    Strange that considering you jokingly threatened to knife him when it came to paying the fare. Can't think why he may have been twitchy
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    what we doing about digs fer saturday night

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    I'm sorted thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by royston View Post
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    what we doing about digs fer saturday night
    pm'd you..
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dr.Jon View Post
    I'm sorted thanks.
    I know, I must get the rates to you so you know how much Wonga to bring with you, then there's my finders cut and organising fee, I think piehead charges £50 but I'll do mates rates.. £49..
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    Quote Originally Posted by windy View Post
    I think piehead charges £50 but I'll do mates rates.. £49..
    Yeh, but Araihead gives a free blow job with every booking as well.
    BMW S1000XR,BMW C600,Honda Crosstourer Sold, Moto Guzzi Stelvio Sold, BMW 1200GS Sold, KTM 450 EXC Sold, Yamaha TMAX 500 sold, Tuono 1000R Factory, Yamaha WR250F Stolen, Tuono 1000 Fighter Crashed, Aprilia Atlantic 500 Blown up, Yamaha Fazer 1000 Sold, Triumph Speed Tripple 955i Sold, Suzuki GSXR750 Sold, Montessa 305 Sold, Yamaha XJR1200 Sold, BMW K75 Sold after 1 week, Hardley 1200 Sold, Montessa 250 Stolen, Kawasaki GPX750R Sold, Yamaha XJ 600 Crashed, Yamaha RD350 Stolen, Suzuki TS250 Sold, Suzuki GS125 Sold, Suzuki AP50 Crashed Crashed Sold

    Still got the Tuono, it's a keeper.

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    Yers are just a set 'o twats!!
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H View Post
    Yeh, but Araihead gives a free blow job with every booking as well.
    Well that's not a service I will provide but I have billeted you in a Pub so there may be an opportunity to sort your own BJ's out..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ARAIHEAD View Post
    Yers are just a set 'o twats!!
    They say it takes one to know one...
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    Well that makes him one of the most qualified people I know.
    Some people will tell you that slow is good Ė but Iím here to tell you that fast is better. Iíve always believed this, in spite of the trouble itís caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.
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    Quote Originally Posted by windy View Post
    I know, I must get the rates to you so you know how much Wonga to bring with you, then there's my finders cut and organising fee, I think piehead charges £50 but I'll do mates rates.. £49..
    Dear Mr Piehead,
    Further to the sudden and unexpected cancellation of my trip to Jockland I write to request that you arrange transfer of my deposit for said hoon to Windy Tours Ltd. I have been in contact with my lawyer, Mr Robin Kunt, and he has advised that owing to possible civil unrest in Jockland, with a possible nationalist uprising pending, that in itself would be grounds for a refund under Welsh case law (AliBongo vs Airhead Aberbigfanny county court judgement 2014). Further to this there are extenuating medical grounds for a refund: tinnitus, a medical condition that would be exacerbated by your constant loud jabbering in that foreign language of Geordieshite.
    Given the above, I am confident that I am within my consumer rights to request the transfer of the deposit to Windy Tours and that a BJ would be insufficient recompense for my loss.

    Kind regards
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    Good luck, I'm still waiting for my £200 that I gave him for a non existent trailer...............
    Some people will tell you that slow is good Ė but Iím here to tell you that fast is better. Iíve always believed this, in spite of the trouble itís caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.
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    Who or WHAT IS THIS?......Click image for larger version. 

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    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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    Piehead, what you doing man? I give you pretty ladies to look at and you post this... get a grip...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ARAIHEAD View Post
    Who or WHAT IS THIS?......
    Is that really him ???
    BMW S1000XR,BMW C600,Honda Crosstourer Sold, Moto Guzzi Stelvio Sold, BMW 1200GS Sold, KTM 450 EXC Sold, Yamaha TMAX 500 sold, Tuono 1000R Factory, Yamaha WR250F Stolen, Tuono 1000 Fighter Crashed, Aprilia Atlantic 500 Blown up, Yamaha Fazer 1000 Sold, Triumph Speed Tripple 955i Sold, Suzuki GSXR750 Sold, Montessa 305 Sold, Yamaha XJR1200 Sold, BMW K75 Sold after 1 week, Hardley 1200 Sold, Montessa 250 Stolen, Kawasaki GPX750R Sold, Yamaha XJ 600 Crashed, Yamaha RD350 Stolen, Suzuki TS250 Sold, Suzuki GS125 Sold, Suzuki AP50 Crashed Crashed Sold

    Still got the Tuono, it's a keeper.

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