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gixxeruk
12-05-2005, 03:21 PM
have you herd this joker

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/DERBI-GPR50-GPR-50-VERY-FAST-not-rs50-rs-50-metrakit_W0QQitemZ4595510979QQcategoryZ57184QQrdZ1 QQcmdZViewItem

Davido
12-05-2005, 03:28 PM
OMG NOES DAT IS WELL SAFE.

Seriously though, my aprilia blew up the other day. Actually left a crater in the M3. I blamed it on aliens and the police seemed to agree.

samRS
12-05-2005, 03:29 PM
yeah my RS50 also keeps up with RS125s! i even wiped the smile of a turbo hayabusa owner!

Davido
12-05-2005, 03:32 PM
Yeah I raced a hayabusa once, I won because I have go faster stripes.

Asgardeh
12-05-2005, 03:33 PM
those mirrors are so cool..



JOKES

samRS
12-05-2005, 03:33 PM
Yeah I raced a hayabusa once, I won because I have go faster stripes.

i want some of them, then ill beat jets and F1 cars!

samRS
12-05-2005, 03:34 PM
ha ha looks like his dog! lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4595510979&indexURL=0&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4595510979&indexURL=0&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting)

damn dont work!

Ukrs50rider
12-05-2005, 03:36 PM
ye well, i got carbon fiber L plates and got another 80 MPH!! :peace:

Davido
12-05-2005, 03:37 PM
Yeah well I have a super turbo booster button. It's red. (a must for super turbo booster buttons)

fast_tzr
12-05-2005, 03:37 PM
haha i found that on ebay aswell last night, what a nugget. And for the record my bike is obviously the fastest as its got number 46 on it ffs!!!

Davido
12-05-2005, 03:39 PM
Yeah but its in Spain. And everyone knows the gravity is a lot more in Spain. That's why planes can't fly there.

Look it up.

Ukrs50rider
12-05-2005, 03:40 PM
yer well......My bar grips say rs! there lightweight as well and give me a 0 - 60 in 2 secs! beat that. Also if i wear my nike trakkies i got faster n all yer m8 wkd! :rolleyes:

:cool:

samRS
12-05-2005, 03:41 PM
innit, if i wear my shoes with a hole in i can go from 0-10000000000000 in 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0001 nano seconds beat that! :D

Davido
12-05-2005, 03:43 PM
Well my bike is made of paper and it can fly.

Ukrs50rider
12-05-2005, 03:43 PM
ummmmm, dont think i can :eek:


Well my bike is made of paper and it can fly.

ow i forgot that 1

Davido
12-05-2005, 03:44 PM
I think we've just ruined this thread.

samRS
12-05-2005, 03:45 PM
my bike is invisible and weighs nothing! and can travel into space and time! beat that :D

Ukrs50rider
12-05-2005, 03:45 PM
i think your probly rite. ah well it was fun :rambo:

samRS
12-05-2005, 03:46 PM
I think we've just ruined this thread.

see what i mean, its hard not to :spam:! lol

Davido
12-05-2005, 03:48 PM
To get back on topic: My bike is actually not a bike at all but a metaphor for the pitifulness of the human soul.

I'm getting it made into a play, soon to be released nationwide. Ticket prices toi be confirmed. :)

vauxhall121
12-05-2005, 03:52 PM
yeh well .. .. . . i dont even have a bike yet!

Davido
12-05-2005, 03:55 PM
*dont laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't lau-

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry, just imagining public transport makes me lol.

gixxeruk
12-05-2005, 03:58 PM
ive just put a new cylinder and piston on my bike its a brand new engine with no miles now does any one want it for 7765 buy it now and ill chuck in a nut thats adds 60 mph

vauxhall121
12-05-2005, 04:03 PM
*dont laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't lau-

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry, just imagining public transport makes me lol.

yer well only 2 months to go lol and i dont use public transport it sucks lol

gixxeruk
12-05-2005, 04:26 PM
:bangwall: think i was a bit late lol

Davido
12-05-2005, 06:19 PM
Never too late for spam.

MAH BYKE IS SOOOOOO FAST IT GOES LIKE BRRRRRRRRRRRRM ROUND DAH CORNERS AND LIKE GRRRR ON DAH STRAIGHTS.

See? Spam always prevails!

Tybersk8er
12-05-2005, 06:26 PM
Im telling you, take one of those rubberband powered balsa wood airplanes and strap it to the back of your rs. Its called increasing your powerbands for you stupid ppl. I got another good 10 + mph after doing that.

samRS
12-05-2005, 06:31 PM
i over inflated my tyres until they nearly burst with helium, so its made my bike hover! therefore less friction on the road and therefore faster!:)

Asgardeh
12-05-2005, 06:48 PM
if u had helium would the bike just turn upside down, granted there was enough to actually lift the bike..

samRS
12-05-2005, 06:54 PM
if u had helium would the bike just turn upside down, granted there was enough to actually lift the bike..

do you want a bet? i made a video of me doing 999999999999999999999999999999million mph round the world with them, and i ensure you i was not upside down! lol

Tybersk8er
12-06-2005, 12:20 AM
Sometimes my bike flips upside down. Thoses propellers can be random.

onone
12-06-2005, 12:30 PM
any one noticed the lights on it yet
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4595510979&indexURL=0&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting

anyone wana ask him loads of stupid questions

vauxhall121
12-06-2005, 12:46 PM
yeh i think we should all ask him stupid questions and see if he displays them