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DanHam
01-15-2010, 09:51 AM
A bit like WRX's out of context game.

Post up some funny quotes from texts you recieve.

I just got one of a girl like this...

'I'm used to taking it both ways ;)'

LOL

No it doesn't mean what it sounds like Hahaa,

Dom.C
01-15-2010, 10:16 AM
A bit like WRX's out of context game.

Post up some funny quotes from texts you recieve.

I just got one of a girl like this...

'I'm used to taking it both ways ;)'

LOL

No it doesn't mean what it sounds like Hahaa,

LOL.

Ummm I'll be back when I can think of one lol.

MrBatty1
01-15-2010, 10:52 AM
Boy phoned me up Today and sayed he was going to batter me, after i had put his wee bro in hospital (whoops) and he said "well see u at the school gate" and a said "how u going to walk me home?" he said "nah al put u in a stretcher" And i said " oh that nice u going to carry me home :) thats even better :)" Guy hung up the phone and didnt show :P Stupid cunt :P

wrx_02
01-15-2010, 11:19 AM
"Let's get drunk and pick up some whores!"

From my roommate. I can remember all of the funny text I have received.

sk8inmadkid
01-15-2010, 12:58 PM
"Im bored, and want a shag, you up for it?"


Woulda been awesome, except it was from my best mate adam, who sent the text to the wrong person! hahahaha

Dom.C
01-15-2010, 03:48 PM
"Im bored, and want a shag, you up for it?"


Woulda been awesome, except it was from my best mate adam, who sent the text to the wrong person! hahahaha

BAHAHAHA looooool!

You still went for it after discovering it was Adam, right? ;)

sk8inmadkid
01-15-2010, 06:00 PM
Oh yes


After all, who knows your body better than another man? ;)

Best night of my life......Shame Ive got AIDS now though :/

Dom.C
01-15-2010, 06:39 PM
Oh yes


After all, who knows your body better than another man? ;)

Best night of my life......Shame Ive got AIDS now though :/

Deep.

maxiboi247
01-15-2010, 06:42 PM
Deep.

lmao! exactly what i was thinking:funnypost

sk8inmadkid
01-15-2010, 07:31 PM
Oh you think im joking.....?


nah I am really, although I did have the word "aids" tattooed on my arm, got it covered up now mind, should be able to find a pic somewhere....

sk8inmadkid
01-15-2010, 07:40 PM
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d68/MousenLarz/Aids.jpg

Yeah I thought I had a pic somewhere :)


Im prepared for abuse after posting this picture!

DanHam
01-15-2010, 07:52 PM
WTF did you get that for, I dont believe its you, get a different pic :P

DanHam
01-15-2010, 07:52 PM
LOL I just got this

'Now give me a bone'

Hahahaa

sk8inmadkid
01-15-2010, 07:57 PM
Get a different pic? Ok hold up

sk8inmadkid
01-15-2010, 08:10 PM
Ok heres me

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d68/MousenLarz/Photo006.jpg


heres what I used to look like when I first got the tattoo done

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d68/MousenLarz/aidstatoo.jpg

Dom.C
01-15-2010, 08:33 PM
Ok heres me

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d68/MousenLarz/Photo006.jpg


heres what I used to look like when I first got the tattoo done

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d68/MousenLarz/aidstatoo.jpg

One question. Why?

MrBatty1
01-15-2010, 08:44 PM
Jack daniels T shirt FTW :) av got one all the way from the actual distillery :)

DanHam
01-15-2010, 08:46 PM
Fucking LOL, I thought you were taking the piss! Pisser :L

you look stoned, I bet you aint let your parents see that, mine would throw me out the house. You look a right thug in the bottom one lol.

sk8inmadkid
01-16-2010, 11:06 AM
Haha, Yeah, TOLD my parents I was gonna get it, they didnt believe me, So I did it to spite them. Was originally gonna go on my throat, but the guy who tattooed me refused (Thank god!)

Why? I wasnt pissed, stoned or under any type of influence except for the fact I was going through a really bad time and wanted to piss people off!

Thought it was funny for the first 2 weeks or so, then realized I was an utter twat, Now its covered over :)

DanHam
01-17-2010, 02:01 PM
Haha, Yeah, TOLD my parents I was gonna get it, they didnt believe me, So I did it to spite them. Was originally gonna go on my throat, but the guy who tattooed me refused (Thank god!)

Why? I wasnt pissed, stoned or under any type of influence except for the fact I was going through a really bad time and wanted to piss people off!

Thought it was funny for the first 2 weeks or so, then realized I was an utter twat, Now its covered over :)

Haha, your mad lol.

How did you cover it over?

Ryan.s
01-18-2010, 09:40 AM
Haha, your mad lol.

How did you cover it over?

A long sleeve shirt

sk8inmadkid
01-18-2010, 10:36 AM
haha, got another tattoo over the top of it! Now have both my inner forearms 'tatted up!

Dom.C
01-18-2010, 10:44 AM
haha, got another tattoo over the top of it! Now have both my inner forearms 'tatted up!

Pictures!

DanHam
01-18-2010, 05:25 PM
Pictures!

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