Thou shalt blip

[SDfalco]

Hello All,
Wondering if anyone has theTuono ten commandments or the Thou shalt blip pages in their archieves. Thanks

[ARAIHEAD]

GIS A CLUE????????

[ARAIHEAD]

I've Seen The Light

Nothing quite equates to the joy and ecstasy of ridding a TUONO on the limit of your ability. The pleasure given by a simple machine is almost unearthly. As a result I have applied myself to be a part of a new religion called Tuonoism and live by the 10 Commandments as listed on this page.

THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:2-6

I am the Lord Tuono, who brought thee out of the land of No Speed, out of the house of 4 wheeled bondage.
Thou shalt not have strange gods before me.

THE SECOND COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:7

Thou shalt ensure that thy Tuono is ‘tuned to the max’.

THE THIRD COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:8-11

Remember that thou keep holy the Sabbath day. Six days shalt thou labour, and shalt do all thy works.
But of the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord Tuono; thou shalt do anything to ‘get thy knee down’ on this holy of holy days.

THE FOURTH COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:12

Honour thy bike and thy clothing, that thou mayest be longlived upon the land in which the Lord Tuono rules.

THE FIFTH COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:13

Thou shalt wake thy neighbors with an aftermarket can.

THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:14

Thou shalt not commit adultery by riding a bike not of our flock.

THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:15

Thou shalt not steal any motorcycles.

THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:16

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbors Honda – no matter how great the temptation.

THE NINTH COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:17

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's bike.

THE TENTH COMMANDMENT
Exodus 20:17

Thou shalt ensure the passing of large groups on one wheel.

There you go m8 found them for you!!

[SDfalco]

Thank you thats the one.

[The Dr.Jon]

Magnus Magnusson: "Please state your name": Arsehead, aka Clogdancer, aka Bogchancer, aka Loglancer, aka Pauline.

MM: "Your occupation": Village Idiot and Gob Shite extra-ordinary.

MM: "And your specialist subject is?": The AF1 Forum, speciality the Tuono Forum.

MM:"And your hobbies Mr Arsehead?": Gob shiteing and collecting purple wheels.

MM:"Thankyou. Lets begin..."

Arsehead: Hang on Magnus mate, I've farted, so I'll have to finish! Back in a minute mate!

[ARAIHEAD]

Excuse me but this was a serious thread that i have helped my new friend out on & you've just spoiled it with your innane bullshit, you;ll have to get your legs slapped!!