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    O/T know Your Local Crack Head, You Never Know What He Will Do Next

    I Thought this was pretty weird so i thought you all should know.
    To start off there is this man that lives near my girlfriend, he's always fucked up on something, he walks around loughton High road (shops etc) with no top on sticking his chest out like he has a pole rammed up his arse swinging his arms and singing, he's also got some crazy friends, one man who wore a dirty old blanket and no shoes (thinking he was E.T.) seems like a happy chappy........

    Today i was saying goodbye to my girlfriend outside her house standing next to my bike, and i see said crazy man walk across the road and duck down behind a car, i didnt think any thing of it, so was talking to my bird and behind her i see this brown thing flying through the air (about as high as a 2nd floor window) across to the other side of the road and it hit the floor with some pretty hard force........ then it gets up and runs away, the crazy guy just flung some cat through the air
    The owner of the cat runs outside and shouts "I see you do that!" and his answer was "no I didnt!" and runs off. There is some crazy individuals out there people, im concerned about leaving my bike outside her house now, incase he comes along and tries to have sex with it.
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    LOLOL omfg!

    poor kitty
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    Get a twin pipe exhaust, he won't know which hole to go for

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    smackheads should be shot along with crack heads and anyone in possesion of a sovereign
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    Funny thing though was that it didnt land on its feet.......
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    PMSL thats a fuckin quality story

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    Hahaha thats just made my day, there are sum right weirdo's about, there is a mental geezer at the back of my house, when i was walming up my bike he was on his hands and knee's barking loads, rolling on his back with his feet in the air pretending he was a dog, i was that confused i had 2 ask my mom to look to make sure i wernt halosinating (spelling) it was the funneyest thing iv seen
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    u know why it didnt land on its feet?!

    cos u know cats always land on their feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down... well he buttered the cats back!
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    poor cat cat!

    im bored

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    Quote Originally Posted by Law
    u know why it didnt land on its feet?!

    cos u know cats always land on their feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down... well he buttered the cats back!



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    Quote Originally Posted by bingers
    Funny thing though was that it didnt land on its feet.......
    hilarious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Youngun'
    hilarious
    yeah, i thought so too.

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    im sure i've seen that bloke walk round loughton looks a proper nut bag

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