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Thread: Oh dear me.......... - my bird is a virgin!!

  1. 06-25-2012, 03:50 PM #1
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    Oh dear me.......... - my bird is a virgin!!

    As todays rain cleared, and the evening air smelled sweet, I paid a visit to miss F.
    We're not quite strangers to one another, so I boldly and quickly lifted her skirt - and with a mix of shock and anticipation saw that she was still wearing her chastity belt!!
    Not exactly a young girl any more, I can't believe noone ever had her clothes off and the knowledge of what to do before now...



    But there you have it. Still restricted... Exciting!
    I suppose it will be negligent to not change the air filter?; quite a bit of debris fell out when tapped on the ground.



    And we're 100% agreeing that it's the circled blue/green wire that is to be cut??:



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  2. 06-25-2012, 03:51 PM #2
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    replied on the other place
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    Pop that cherry_____________________now.
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  4. 06-25-2012, 05:39 PM #4
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    I am shocked! Speechless even.
    That extra 20 hp should feel nice.
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  5. 06-25-2012, 06:02 PM #5
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    iirc its actually 6 but.... i could be wrong

    (from 106 to 112)
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    Can we get a video of the de-flowering?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aladinsaneuk View Post
    iirc its actually 6 but.... i could be wrong

    (from 106 to 112)
    The restricted "open" Euro-virgins were born with 118hp DIN (at the crank).

    Only France got the 106hp limt, and Belgium an insurance-friendly 98hp (optional in Germany).

    Incredible - still a virgin!

    Most virgins were popped even before they left the dealer yard...
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    she won't be innocent for long. soon she'll be begging to be ridden hard!
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  9. 06-26-2012, 05:39 PM #9
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    Put that on ebay and you'll make a fortune. Must be the last one on the planet.
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  10. 06-27-2012, 01:26 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by go_modem_go View Post
    Incredible - still a virgin!

    Most virgins were popped even before they left the dealer yard...
    Fecking dealers, they take your money and rape your girl at the same time....
    'Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.'

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  11. 06-27-2012, 10:19 AM #11
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    check the Eprom and alose the teeth number on end of gear box...
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    Quote Originally Posted by vonDutch View Post
    Must be the last one on the planet.
    Well no, actually... Met up with her younger sister (an '02) the other day, and like peas in a pod is also still restricted! (well, mine's not any more.. ) Through a Danish forum got in touch with another fella lives only 50 km from me, who was also a new owner last autumn. We met the other day to 'compare notes', and I could easily hear that his wasn't breating freely. And he's commuting so has already done 9.000 km!!



    Mine fixed:

    http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/815/file7209n.mp4
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  13. 07-01-2012, 08:52 AM #13
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    and one of the ridersite folk has returned to the fold with another red one - that may also be restricted....

    what is it with the red ones being virgins?
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  14. 07-01-2012, 01:34 PM #14
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    Simon the Mohel!

    Thanks for that landmark video, I'm sure the first of its kind.

    And now, on to the life of a former virgin!

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