ever been pulled for speeding

[warren kiernan]

exactly, just have to fart burp or hit a bump and the speed is there. its the law here and an instant 28 loss and then off to court. that was afew years ago and luck has been on my side ever since.

[crash277]

in ontario, a 50km over the limit gets you an instant impound an 7 day suspension with a guaranteed court visit

[Harrison Dobbie]

when i was a stupid 15 year old boy, a year ago haha! i decided one day, i wasnt walking to the next village that took too long. so, i stupidly decided to get my stomp pitbike out, i thought to myself "ive got loads of fuel and its only one quiet road there." so i rung my mate and we went down a local field and pissed about then i went to the next village, then went home before dark. the next day i decided it would be ok again, so we did the same again, got a few more mates down this field , later on i went to that village again, my mate goes "oh shit, ive gotta be in" i go: " il give you a backy" bear in mind he's wearing shorts and no helmet, anyway i go flying down the road and stop in a layby at the top of the village to talk to my mate in his car, next thing i know a off duty high ranking police officer see's me and starts riding over, my mate shouts "go!" i popped a little wheelie and went flat out down the hill to where he lived, (this thing would kill off any rs50 on accelaration to about 60) i stop and he jumps off to hide, i then shit myself and dont know what to do, i decide to ride round the street to where he lives, prop my bike behind his mums car, and hide under his mums car, this bitch of a officer wasnt too impressed haha! luckily she was off duty and didnt know my name so all she could do was report it and ask around for my name

the next police thing happened after about 2 months of riding, me and my mate with his speedfight 2 are going down the a5, his piece of shit did 35mph... funnily enough, with a 70 kit, crank and exhaust i used to get fairly bored. so i speed off and leave him crawling down the a5, about 3 cars overtake him, mean while im at the 70mph mark and flat out. from his descripion "a m5 marked pursuit car slowly overtook me, it then saw you and put his flashing lights on and overtook all the cars to get right up your arse" at this point, i can see the word police in my mirror, im absolutely shitting myself thinking "going to be in the shit here" but for some reason i didnt slow down, i carried on flat out for about another mile and a half to the turning where i lived, he's still right up my arse and when i indicate he follows me off the a5, im thinking shit,shit,shit and shit, anyway i pulled over oppoisite my house to expect to be fucked over and then he just turns his lights off and drives off, i am lucky!

another one is where me and a few mates decided to see who could get up this steep grass hill fastest on our bikes, we sat up the top of this hill for a while and eventually saw a helicopter in the distance, it came closer and stopped above us and stayed untill 2 police cars showed up, the woman was "incredibly dissapointed" as she's threatened me with a section 59 down there when i was racing a derbi gpr, and beating it the week before, she let me get away with that one aswell as long as i wrote an apology letter to butchers dog food who owned the hill, that letter was never written...

my bike has been wanted for being parked on a skatepark box but my favourite report is a woman's statement to the police "it was a young lad on a superbike style bike with a very loud and unusual exhaust sound, he was going excessively fast through yelvertoft village!" the joy of 2 strokes

[mumbl3s]

when i was a stupid 15 year old boy, a year ago haha! i decided one day, i wasnt walking to the next village that took too long. so, i stupidly decided to get my stomp pitbike out, i thought to myself "ive got loads of fuel and its only one quiet road there." so i rung my mate and we went down a local field and pissed about then i went to the next village, then went home before dark. the next day i decided it would be ok again, so we did the same again, got a few more mates down this field , later on i went to that village again, my mate goes "oh shit, ive gotta be in" i go: " il give you a backy" bear in mind he's wearing shorts and no helmet, anyway i go flying down the road and stop in a layby at the top of the village to talk to my mate in his car, next thing i know a off duty high ranking police officer see's me and starts riding over, my mate shouts "go!" i popped a little wheelie and went flat out down the hill to where he lived, (this thing would kill off any rs50 on accelaration to about 60) i stop and he jumps off to hide, i then shit myself and dont know what to do, i decide to ride round the street to where he lives, prop my bike behind his mums car, and hide under his mums car, this bitch of a officer wasnt too impressed haha! luckily she was off duty and didnt know my name so all she could do was report it and ask around for my name

the next police thing happened after about 2 months of riding, me and my mate with his speedfight 2 are going down the a5, his piece of shit did 35mph... funnily enough, with a 70 kit, crank and exhaust i used to get fairly bored. so i speed off and leave him crawling down the a5, about 3 cars overtake him, mean while im at the 70mph mark and flat out. from his descripion "a m5 marked pursuit car slowly overtook me, it then saw you and put his flashing lights on and overtook all the cars to get right up your arse" at this point, i can see the word police in my mirror, im absolutely shitting myself thinking "going to be in the shit here" but for some reason i didnt slow down, i carried on flat out for about another mile and a half to the turning where i lived, he's still right up my arse and when i indicate he follows me off the a5, im thinking shit,shit,shit and shit, anyway i pulled over oppoisite my house to expect to be fucked over and then he just turns his lights off and drives off, i am lucky!

another one is where me and a few mates decided to see who could get up this steep grass hill fastest on our bikes, we sat up the top of this hill for a while and eventually saw a helicopter in the distance, it came closer and stopped above us and stayed untill 2 police cars showed up, the woman was "incredibly dissapointed" as she's threatened me with a section 59 down there when i was racing a derbi gpr, and beating it the week before, she let me get away with that one aswell as long as i wrote an apology letter to butchers dog food who owned the hill, that letter was never written...

my bike has been wanted for being parked on a skatepark box but my favourite report is a woman's statement to the police "it was a young lad on a superbike style bike with a very loud and unusual exhaust sound, he was going excessively fast through yelvertoft village!" the joy of 2 strokes

this is the first post i have read of yours but i gotta say i like you already, nice work