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    WTF!! This has to be a first....

    I rang Araiheed today whilst he was at work and i had a job to hear the fat Geordie koont,he was talkin almost in a whisper. My first thoughts were ''the fat twats lost his voice''. Then i realised he was whispering '' i canna talk right now ive got a new boss and im really busy DOIN SOME WORK!!!

    This gentlemen has gotta be a world first.
    Someone gettin the Geordie cockhead to do some work and shut the feckup for once!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AliPisha View Post
    I rang Araiheed today whilst he was at work and i had a job to hear the fat Geordie koont,he was talkin almost in a whisper. My first thoughts were ''the fat twats lost his voice''. Then i realised he was whispering '' i canna talk right now ive got a new boss and im really busy DOIN SOME WORK!!!

    This gentlemen has gotta be a world first.
    Someone gettin the Geordie cockhead to do some work and shut the feckup for once!!!
    Not quite correct, cos yer didn't hear what i said, obviously.GONK!!

    Divvent be gannin round spreading malicious rumours like that!!!, you'll get me a GOOD name....TWAT!!"
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    So where do you work now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamcoxon View Post
    So where do you work now?
    I WANT A JOB!!
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARAIHEAD View Post
    I WANT A JOB!!
    Are you sure you know what a "job" is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H View Post
    Are you sure you know what a "job" is
    Still divvent naar, i was told that i wanted a job by someone else!!!
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARAIHEAD View Post
    Still divvent naar, i was told that i wanted a job by someone else!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by windy View Post
    Mags....
    PM!!!!!
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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    And they accuse us Aussies about butchering the english language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OZprilia View Post
    And they accuse us Aussies about butchering the english language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OZprilia View Post
    And they accuse us Aussies about butchering the english language.
    Nope. I accuse the Yanks of that.













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