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    Quote Originally Posted by Will-Radford View Post
    Ahh you see thats why i have breakdown cover

    So far ive been picked up and taken by them 3 times for punctures and once for a snapped chain

    Fuck pushing my bike anywhere, it can stay where it breaks as far as im conserned
    If I left my bike where the chain snapped... I would have gone to it the next morning at it wouldn't have been there lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dom.C View Post
    Haha I like it. Roadside recovery FTW!
    You get a new bike?

    Funniest thing to happen I went out for vacation and came back. Went to go dirtbike riding and my roommates added streamers to the handle bars (purple and white) a white basket on the front, and some of those colored things you clip on the spokes on the wheels. They move up and down while you are riding your bicycle.

    It was pretty funny I can't find the picture of it. I think I lost it

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrx_02 View Post
    You get a new bike?

    Funniest thing to happen I went out for vacation and came back. Went to go dirtbike riding and my roommates added streamers to the handle bars (purple and white) a white basket on the front, and some of those colored things you clip on the spokes on the wheels. They move up and down while you are riding your bicycle.

    It was pretty funny I can't find the picture of it. I think I lost it
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrx_02 View Post
    You get a new bike?

    Funniest thing to happen I went out for vacation and came back. Went to go dirtbike riding and my roommates added streamers to the handle bars (purple and white) a white basket on the front, and some of those colored things you clip on the spokes on the wheels. They move up and down while you are riding your bicycle.

    It was pretty funny I can't find the picture of it. I think I lost it
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    bike got ran over by a guy on meth

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    Quote Originally Posted by brist07 View Post
    bike got ran over by a guy on meth
    made me lol sorry haha, so dry, u sound depressed still :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will-Radford View Post
    Ahh you see thats why i have breakdown cover

    So far ive been picked up and taken by them 3 times for punctures and once for a snapped chain

    Fuck pushing my bike anywhere, it can stay where it breaks as far as im conserned

    Fuck road recovery.

    I got carb icing on the A50. Veered over to the inside lane and slammed it up a curb onto a sort of hard shoulder thing.
    Anyway, rang my roadside recovery (after ringing 118118 for the number as i'd not got it in my phone LOL). Waited 3!!!!!!! hours in the snow.
    I was on my way back from college and i never used to wear my protective gear. So i had my helmet, gloves, coat jeans and the oh so protective lacoste's lol.
    It was horrible. Sitting on the bike was uncomfortable and the ground where i was stood was covered in rubbish and pidgeon shit so i just had to stand there. Watching all the cars go past. I tried texting a few friends but my hands were so cold they were numb, it hurt to text lol so i had no choice other than to just stand there and wait for some fat biffa with a van to pick me up lol.


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    My Sister's boyfriend is riding it at the moment, his 2 years of restriction is up so it's running 100 brake at the moment.

    hahahahaha dom you fucking legend.

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    worst and funniest: picking it up from repair, and it doesnt even get out of the Bike garage before breaking down again. I Lol'd.


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    ha mine was when i was following a mate who was on his aerox and he went over one of them speed humps that only take up about a quarter of the road at 45 mph and him getting about 3 feet of air, i laughed so hard i didnt look were i was going and went over 1 and snapped my chain ha
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    what do you mean ?? he ment to go over it i think but i didnt
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    I was racing my mate in his car down a back road and there is a speedbump, he didnt know the road well but i knew it was there, went over the speedbump at 50 with him close behind me, he hit it and his car absolutley flew

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    Lol, well i've had a few. Just last week i had one similar (but not quite as bad as Bourneys) where i went out to the garage, started the bike up and wheeled it outside, and it just suddenly dies! So... I'm sitting there like what the fucks going on here!? I'm trying to get it to turn over and then i try bump starting, and i'm sweating, out of breath etc... Then i look down and the petrol's off haha.

    I'm a twat sometimes...

    Another time me and my housemate are outside Tescos, doing the racing start thing i run up to my bike, he runs up to his scooter, i start up rev away, dump the clutch and go straight over the handlebars!!! I forgot the disc lock and some girl in a VW Polo was laughing at me, probably the most embarrased i've been ever! Amazingly though there was no damage to the bike atall, just a nice chunk out of the lock haha!

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    lol i got two times, both not of me though, just friends

    first time : watched a friend ride 2 miles around the city with no brakes whatsoever

    secnd time : friend thought his ped was on the stand when it wasnt, lifted his feet up on the footrests and just toppled over on his side. pissed myself laughin lol :P

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    Haha Robbie, bet that was really embarassing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanHam View Post
    Haha Robbie, bet that was really embarassing.
    Hmm yeah, maybe not as embarrasing as starting your bike in front of a fit girl...with her lol'ing
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