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    Alan Shearer are you listening?

    Peter Beardsley

    Malcolm MacDonald

    Chris Waddle

    Paul Gascgoine

    Jackie Milburn

    Kevin Keegan

    Tony Blair

    Araihead

    Alan Shearer, are you listening?

    Your boys took one hell of a beating!
    Some people will tell you that slow is good Ė but Iím here to tell you that fast is better. Iíve always believed this, in spite of the trouble itís caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.
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    To the tune of "The Blaydon Races"




    They all went down to Villa Park

    Twas the 24th of May

    Hoping God would smile on them

    Upon the Sabbath day

    Proud as punch in stripey shirts

    Cream of the Geordie Nation

    Ganning along to Birmingham

    To see the relegation

    Oh me lads you should've seen them crying

    Watching the shambles on the pitch

    Premier dreams a dyin

    All the lads and lasses there

    All had gloomy faces

    Gannin doon to the Championship

    With all of Shearers aces

    FTM
    FUCK THE MAGS Nuke the whales!


    I see to recall that the ORIGINAL Tuono was around £18000 new......
    Only 200 of them made (and yours ain't one of them FTM.....) worldwide.

    The Male Whale

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    Hell yes. This is why I hate football. I'm in control of my own emotions. Win or lose I don't give a feck.

    Oh is this why Air head is upset, trying to piss people off and failing.

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    If we 'ad any 'am we'd 'ave 'am n eggs, if we 'ad any eggs!

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    Now now ladies, this a football only thread.

    Geordies, for info:

    Some people will tell you that slow is good Ė but Iím here to tell you that fast is better. Iíve always believed this, in spite of the trouble itís caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.
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    If we 'ad any 'am we'd 'ave 'am n eggs, if we 'ad any eggs!

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    FUCK THE MAGS Nuke the whales!


    I see to recall that the ORIGINAL Tuono was around £18000 new......
    Only 200 of them made (and yours ain't one of them FTM.....) worldwide.

    The Male Whale

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    me no likey,is this shaky burns older brother
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    the one and only original hairy,any attempts at copying will fail ,
    cause araihead stuck his finger up a woodpeckers hole,

    and the woodpecker said god bless ur soul,

    pull it out
    pull it out

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    We deserve it. We have simply been complete garbage all season, and for a long time before that.
    The damage was done ages ago, weve been papering over the cracks for years with big signings etc. The reasons go on and on. It all started very slowly when we dropped out the champions league qualifiers on pens a while ago. Sacked bobby and employed total utter shit and sacked big sam in 5 mins.

    The thing that galls me the most is the footage of grown men crying on sky sports news, comments such as "we dont deserve to go down were a big club you kna what a mean" (err yes we do, we got relegated because we were the 3rd worst team in the league) and phil browns stupid fucking orange goatie face jumping all over the telly the twat.

    As for sunderland good luck to them, they have a good fan base, a good chairman/owner and a half decent ground. Boro can go fuck themselves. I hate the lot of them.

    Anyway enough about football its shit anyway, lets get back to motorcycles and fighting each other.

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    Post the stick and ball sport shit elsewhere.This is a Tuono forum.
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    Get fucked.
    Some people will tell you that slow is good Ė but Iím here to tell you that fast is better. Iíve always believed this, in spite of the trouble itís caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.
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    No.Fuck you you clumsy stupid fuck.Took you what?Three weeks to install a chain?And dumb enough to chronicle the debacle for the rest of us.Stupid fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRexRacing View Post
    No.Fuck you you clumsy stupid fuck.Took you what?Three weeks to install a chain?And dumb enough to chronicle the debacle for the rest of us.Stupid fuck.


    Can someone give me a hand? I seem to have hooked a big one here.

    Very poor.
    Some people will tell you that slow is good Ė but Iím here to tell you that fast is better. Iíve always believed this, in spite of the trouble itís caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.
    Do Not Be Offended By Anything I Post. I Generally Talk Out Of My Arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRexRacing View Post
    No.Fuck you you clumsy stupid fuck.Took you what?Three weeks to install a chain?And dumb enough to chronicle the debacle for the rest of us.Stupid fuck.
    Err,... bit harsh mate dont you think.

    WTF.??

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