O/T santa is coming :D

[Davido]

I think the government give the company a lump sum for each apprentice/year and then the company chooses how much to pay you.

I know someone who was on £1 an hour. needless to say, she quit.

www.sickinnovations.com

Cage and subcage. SORTED.

[HTIDjamie]

my mum just got me these

[HTIDjamie]

100 % sex

[AndyS_RS]

I once stared a cow out, it was the spitting image of those boots.

[Davido]

my mum just got me these

Now you can be the coolest kid in the ghetto.

[Scott221]

Those boots will be fucked in about 2 and a half days.

I want a time machine to get back the 2 years of my life ive wasted at college, and go and tell those middle class mediocre pieces of shit to go and shove there constant fucking bullshit aswel as there £30 statistical calculator, up there snotty, suit wearing, stuck up ARSES!!!!!!!!!!!

[random0082]

those boots look like some cheap slappers handbag. if youre happy though, fair enough!

[Stanley_Aprilia]

those boots look like some cheap slappers handbag. if youre happy though, fair enough!

Rofl I was thinking the same, bet the birds love them

[Steffman]

Those boots will be fucked in about 2 and a half days.

I want a time machine to get back the 2 years of my life ive wasted at college, and go and tell those middle class mediocre pieces of shit to go and shove there constant fucking bullshit aswel as there £30 statistical calculator, up there snotty, suit wearing, stuck up ARSES!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm thinking the EXACT same thing!

[kd sweety]

i got a nice pay rise for christmas, also i got my tax free time and a third christmas pay! so i have a nice pay slip of £450 ish god bless fords

[Steffman]

i got a nice pay rise for christmas, also i got my tax free time and a third christmas pay! so i have a nice pay slip of £450 ish god bless fords

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

[samRS]

i get paid a whopping 3.94 with my apprenticeship

this month came to £736 with overtime
bloody tax!!

[nick.S]

Christ knows what I'm gonna get, can't remember if I've asked for anything.
I only want bike stuff - new helmet + gloves, that's Christmas-presenty stuff. I think I need to replace the Suomy Booster

I know what I could do with, but it ain't Christmas stuff - downpipes and a new front tyre for my CBR. Tyre is almost bald on each side, and downpipes look like they've been dug out of the Somme. I got the oil changed the other day, and the oil filter they took off it was for a Kawasaki

[kd sweety]

i get paid a whopping 3.94 with my apprenticeship

this month came to £736 with overtime
bloody tax!!

fucking hell! i get £800 before tax and i do 37 and a half hours a week at 5.55 but i cant do overtime, yet

[samRS]

fucking hell! i get £800 before tax and i do 37 and a half hours a week at 5.55 but i cant do overtime, yet

40 basic pay of 3.94
and will do atleast 20 hours overtime a month @ 5.98 or something

cant wait til the pay goes up next year