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    apriliaforum expert dellenty69's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HTIDjamie View Post
    saves you from wearing you D&G's lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Steffman View Post
    What makes 100%?
    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

    then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and,

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

    A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!
    HAHAHAHHAHA brilliant!!1 i like that!! lol

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    Vince Noir wears a pair of them with his glitterball catsuit, tell me, do u wear a cowboy hat to finish it off.
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    I like poncy clothing, but even I wouldn't wear those boots lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheene7 View Post
    I like poncy clothing, but even I wouldn't wear those boots lol
    girls love them soooooooooooo soft

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    Quote Originally Posted by dellenty69 View Post
    saves you from wearing you D&G's lol
    u mean my DC lmao

    07 RS125R FP:

    Denso Platinum Race Spark Plug
    Full Race Arrow Exhaust
    16 Front Renthal Sprocket
    45 Rear Renthal Sprocket
    Tsubaki 520 Alpha 'X' ring Gold Road Race Chain
    Carbon Race Reeds
    Race "Feather Edge" Con Rod
    Piper Cross Conical Air Filter
    Lightend dome piston with decked head
    Lightend Flywheel
    Ported And Polished barrel
    Rear Tire Pirelli Supercorsa Pro
    Front Tire Dunlop Sportmax D208

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    i work 36.25 hours a week, and get 5.93 an hour.. and get 728 after tax

    before its 860

    hate the tax man

    and on topic..

    duno wot im gettin for xmas.. aint asked for nothing.. because i got everythin i need, and can buy myself what i aint got

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