O/T santa is coming :D

[dellenty69]

100 % sex
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saves you from wearing you D&G's lol

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!

HAHAHAHHAHA brilliant!!1 i like that!! lol

[jameskrs50]

Vince Noir wears a pair of them with his glitterball catsuit, tell me, do u wear a cowboy hat to finish it off.

[Sheene7]

I like poncy clothing, but even I wouldn't wear those boots lol

[HTIDjamie]

I like poncy clothing, but even I wouldn't wear those boots lol

girls love them soooooooooooo soft

[HTIDjamie]

saves you from wearing you D&G's lol

u mean my DC lmao

[matt_uk]

i work 36.25 hours a week, and get 5.93 an hour.. and get 728 after tax

before its 860

hate the tax man

and on topic..

duno wot im gettin for xmas.. aint asked for nothing.. because i got everythin i need, and can buy myself what i aint got