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    I think the government give the company a lump sum for each apprentice/year and then the company chooses how much to pay you.

    I know someone who was on £1 an hour. needless to say, she quit.

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    my mum just got me these

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    100 % sex
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    07 RS125R FP:

    Denso Platinum Race Spark Plug
    Full Race Arrow Exhaust
    16 Front Renthal Sprocket
    45 Rear Renthal Sprocket
    Tsubaki 520 Alpha 'X' ring Gold Road Race Chain
    Carbon Race Reeds
    Race "Feather Edge" Con Rod
    Piper Cross Conical Air Filter
    Lightend dome piston with decked head
    Lightend Flywheel
    Ported And Polished barrel
    Rear Tire Pirelli Supercorsa Pro
    Front Tire Dunlop Sportmax D208

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    New Aprilia Fourm

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    I once stared a cow out, it was the spitting image of those boots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HTIDjamie View Post
    my mum just got me these

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    Now you can be the coolest kid in the ghetto.


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    Those boots will be fucked in about 2 and a half days.

    I want a time machine to get back the 2 years of my life ive wasted at college, and go and tell those middle class mediocre pieces of shit to go and shove there constant fucking bullshit aswel as there £30 statistical calculator, up there snotty, suit wearing, stuck up ARSES!!!!!!!!!!!

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    those boots look like some cheap slappers handbag. if youre happy though, fair enough!
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    Quote Originally Posted by random0082 View Post
    those boots look like some cheap slappers handbag. if youre happy though, fair enough!
    Rofl I was thinking the same, bet the birds love them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott221 View Post
    Those boots will be fucked in about 2 and a half days.

    I want a time machine to get back the 2 years of my life ive wasted at college, and go and tell those middle class mediocre pieces of shit to go and shove there constant fucking bullshit aswel as there £30 statistical calculator, up there snotty, suit wearing, stuck up ARSES!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm thinking the EXACT same thing!


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    i got a nice pay rise for christmas, also i got my tax free time and a third christmas pay! so i have a nice pay slip of £450 ish god bless fords
    If i ever offend add "I am a little girl, spare my feelings" to the thread to save any tears and red/yellow cards...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kd sweety View Post
    i got a nice pay rise for christmas, also i got my tax free time and a third christmas pay! so i have a nice pay slip of £450 ish god bless fords
    What makes 100%?
    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

    then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and,

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

    A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!


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    i get paid a whopping 3.94 with my apprenticeship

    this month came to £736 with overtime
    bloody tax!!

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    Christ knows what I'm gonna get, can't remember if I've asked for anything.
    I only want bike stuff - new helmet + gloves, that's Christmas-presenty stuff. I think I need to replace the Suomy Booster

    I know what I could do with, but it ain't Christmas stuff - downpipes and a new front tyre for my CBR. Tyre is almost bald on each side, and downpipes look like they've been dug out of the Somme. I got the oil changed the other day, and the oil filter they took off it was for a Kawasaki
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    Quote Originally Posted by samRS View Post
    i get paid a whopping 3.94 with my apprenticeship

    this month came to £736 with overtime
    bloody tax!!
    fucking hell! i get £800 before tax and i do 37 and a half hours a week at 5.55 but i cant do overtime, yet
    If i ever offend add "I am a little girl, spare my feelings" to the thread to save any tears and red/yellow cards...

    lol! funny guy

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    if u want a harley, buy a harley, dont buy a Chingwung Buttplug 200.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kd sweety View Post
    fucking hell! i get £800 before tax and i do 37 and a half hours a week at 5.55 but i cant do overtime, yet
    40 basic pay of 3.94
    and will do atleast 20 hours overtime a month @ 5.98 or something

    cant wait til the pay goes up next year

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