Have a look at the name that have signed his petition
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Ban-motorbikes/
Have a look at the name that have signed his petition
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Ban-motorbikes/
Look at some of the names that have "signed" the petition.
Originally Posted by ben_121_uk
But the responses are hilarious
Here are the signitures
Current signatories Peter A Jordan, the Petition Creator, joined by:
Sir. You are a twat.
Sir, you are completely mad
You, my dear, are utterly bonkers
you are a total loon - this petition is abysmal
You are a clueless idiot
You gormless mong, please kill yourself now
This is a wind-up, right?
You are anencephalic
Desmond Coughlan
Hahahahahahahahaha
Let's never go anywhere or do anything. It would benefit Averyone!
Naomi Clarke
Peter Fuckwit Jordan
Pete A Rsehole Jordan
Watch out for Peter A Jordan. He is a danger on the road he pull out of junction and do u-turn.
you all ride safely now
Joey Deacon
FOYRNB
Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden
Ban banning things I say
your a flippin muppet, grow some plums
Steve Hislop
T595 will get you...Twat
Ivor Hardon
We know where you live !!! hahahaha
Wibbley Wobbley Woo
Ura Twonk
Luke Skywalker
Hector Xaus
What about unicycles?
Drive a Volvo, do you...?
Stop telling people what they can't do, look after your own sad little life.
Dull, car driving semi-moron, easily upset by wet man-hole
Rob IHopeINeverBecomeAsBigottedAndillinformedAsYouSir Bellingham
Rat Girl
Facist!!
Totally Stupid, What about freedom of CHOICE
Lynners
Dolly the sheep
Spit the dog
Robert Eric Tardo
your Mum bummed you with a cactus
My name is Averyone and I don't see how this would benefit me?
tenaladyvolvodriver shesayfallinfrontofaharley
I'm Averyone, and so is my wife..
Cars Are usually more wreckless, fuckwit
Pete's never been the same since they took his Milk Monitor badge off him
LittlePeePee'sDimmerThanACandleInAGuinnessBottleAW haleShortOfASushiShopAndBadlyNeedsABlowJob
Peter A-hole Jordan can kiss my colon, Bitch!
Had any fun today Pete?
I'm starting a petition to cull narrowminded dull people - be afraid Peter, be very afraid....
Fly Hizzy Fly
ffs go get laid mate
Goat Bothering Trouser Wasp
70mph?! There should be a 1 in front of that you homo!
Oh dear, not going all that well really, eh Peter?
Im petitioning to have PeterAJordan executed for polluting the gene pool
Ridabike
DoesDANGEROUSmeanVULNERABLE?IfSoChildren&OldFolksA reAlsoDangerous&ShouldBeBannedFromCrossingTheRoad!
GetALifeYouFetidStain OfSepticMonkeySemen
Peter Jordan was dropped on his head when he was a small child
You are totally insane, you muppet
** Peter Jordan is a knob jockey **
Princess Consuella Banana Hammock
mr outrun the five o on my gsxr
Tony Blair
Symon Hammond
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest! NurseRachedSaysIt'sMedicationTime&AllPatientsMustS ignThisPetition.
peter a jordan is a sub-normal dog-wanker
Steff
never been on a bike then muppet?
NO BAN CARS & leave more room for bikes twat head.
"Doctor, Peter hasn't been taking his meds again."
grow up
am also upset by wet man holes
what's it like to be a twat? what next, baby buggys?s
I bet you love recycling & really small weelie bins, Peter your an unmitigated idiot
LEAVE MY BIKE ALONE YOU KNOB
Paramedics MedicalCouriers BishopOfHereford Police RAF Army PrinceWilliam allTooDangerousOnBikes?
yurastoopidbloodymindedgimpwhosucksmonkeysfrom theanus !
I demand my human rights?
I'll bet you like "Wet man-Holes" eh Peter? Folk like you usually do...
Barry Sheene
gordon brown
fuckin prick get a life asso
Biking is for men, stay away little boy
protego motorcycling ex indifferens legislation ut threatens iucunditas of veho
Peter A Jordan can suck my dong
Lets ban cars too. What the hell, everything!
Getagrip you nonce, I bet you drive a volvo!
how can someone be so pathetic, move to russia you idiot
Go to Hell, Peter.
I'm very fonda of my Honda - we have a very close bonda...hoot, hoot!
Get a life you veggie 2cv driving pillock
Spike (Caldarium mcc)
Tony mcFukk
Tim Clark
Now I know why I moved to France to get aaway from Nazis like you.
katie isborne
ewe reely aint fort diss froo avv ya
I'd like to see you try and stop me riding my bike everyday...ain't happening ass jockey
This is Peter's Mom, I've sent him to bed for being a very naughty boy
Does the A stand for arsehole.
PeterAndreandJordan?SincewhenweretheympsWhataTIT
WWW.XRV.ORG.UK says you are a pillockk
THIS DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE SPACE ON THIS SITE!!
Shud start a petition to ban Peter A Jordan making more petition's (125ccsportsbikes[dot]com)
Lets ban myopic busybodies with meaningless lives like Peter Jordan
This petition isn't only thing Peter finds hard to get going!! p.s 125ccsportsbikes.com ftw!
Yamaha 98 R1
Pete Likes Wet Man Holes
Barry Hesketh
your a cock head
Wat Aberk
what a prat. love, all the lads and ladies at bikechatforums.com
badgers will one day rule the earth!
o'freak who smells of cows piss thinks you is mad
go back and talk to your teapot
time to back to the padded cell of your volvo now MR. Jordan (125ccsportsbikes.com) FTW!!!!!!!
keith nichol
Ivor Bigun
I shit on your missus, and she loved it
shoeshine boy ate paint chips when he was a kid.
hahahaaa. you english boys crack me up.
I think I saw Barry Sheene in there.....
i had to read the list again...didn't see Barry in there the first time.
"I'll bet you like "Wet man-Holes" eh Peter? Folk like you usually do..."
f'ing hysterical!
My favorite
"Im petitioning to have PeterAJordan executed for polluting the gene pool"
My easy to amuse American humor was drawn straight to
"Your a wet manhole"
If motorcycles were invented now, no sane government would allow them to be used. Unprotected bodies, travelling at legal speeds up to 70mph, on a 2-wheeled vehicle which can be upset by a wet manhole
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