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    I'm turning into William

    I just stopped myself laying into some bloke about advanced riding techniques. Obviously now, sooner or later I will start to hate 17 year olds for going about de-rezzed.

    I don't want it to get to that stage.

    I'm sorry AF1. I'm so sorry.

    I'm going to end it all now, clearly my time has come as a card holding old person.

    Goodbye all
    Today when people talk of "living through hell", it usually means that their appeal against unfair dismissal has been delayed, or the builders next door have been very noisy for several weeks. For the millions of soldiers in the trenches of the First World War, their experiences of Hell on Earth were beyond anything those of us born into Britain's most blessed generation can possibly imagine.

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    just think of the benefits, bus pass, free tv lisence, you'll be loving the evenings down at the bingo hall.

    Right up your street

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    everybody could see it coming anyway.

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    Oh Noessssssssssssssssss!!!!

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    How should I do it? I suppose as a new-old person, I should do it quietly and on my own.

    The rest of me says steal a gixxer thou and ride like the fucking wind until the inevitable happens
    Today when people talk of "living through hell", it usually means that their appeal against unfair dismissal has been delayed, or the builders next door have been very noisy for several weeks. For the millions of soldiers in the trenches of the First World War, their experiences of Hell on Earth were beyond anything those of us born into Britain's most blessed generation can possibly imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt2301
    The rest of me says steal a gixxer thou and ride like the fucking wind until the inevitable happens
    You mean pissing yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by priller
    You mean pissing yourself
    haha that is fucking rofl lol top man!

    the elderly tend to soil themselves, your next priller!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiejuR51
    haha that is fucking rofl lol top man!

    the elderly tend to soil themselves, your next priller!
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    Quote Originally Posted by priller
    You mean pissing yourself

    Who knew incontinence could hit you at 21 eh?

    You're killing my reckless ardour Prill
    Today when people talk of "living through hell", it usually means that their appeal against unfair dismissal has been delayed, or the builders next door have been very noisy for several weeks. For the millions of soldiers in the trenches of the First World War, their experiences of Hell on Earth were beyond anything those of us born into Britain's most blessed generation can possibly imagine.

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    Run till your pacemaker batteries run out!

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    ....you cheeky little whipper snappers........I am 45, and I am not turning into William, its not about age its about outlook.

    I am sure William means well, his heart is in the right place, he just comes across badly.
    I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.......

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    It's nothing personal. We just like taking the piss

    Apart from Priller. I'm coming for that boy. He's called me a wanker once too often
    Today when people talk of "living through hell", it usually means that their appeal against unfair dismissal has been delayed, or the builders next door have been very noisy for several weeks. For the millions of soldiers in the trenches of the First World War, their experiences of Hell on Earth were beyond anything those of us born into Britain's most blessed generation can possibly imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt2301
    Apart from Priller. I'm coming for that boy. He's called me a wanker once too often

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    im thinking the same way now im on a big bike i ve evenput the standard size number plate back on as i think it took the piss a little too much! and now im even considering putting my baffle back in the can as after 4000 rpm it gives me a head ache. im getting old.
    im 23 this month , going bald! but still beautiful!
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    Hate to say it lads, but you've all got to grow up sometime. I'd just like to see some of the more childish amongst you live long enough to do it.

    Rob

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