HELP!!!!!!!

[ExtremaRudeBoi]

I've had my bike for about a week now and there is a little red light flashing on the dash, i looked in the handbook and it says it means fuel low. what should i do? where do i get more fuel? does anyone have any for sale? By the way the bike is a 1995 extrema. Let me know, drop me an email at: DumbWanker@hotmail.com

[GanjamanUSS]

It's people like you that make this place what it is.

Here's what you do, you drive to Sainsbury's, buy a bag of tate and lyles caster white sugar

drive home, unlock your petrol tank, poor the sugar in, untill the tank is nearly full.

Then put the choke on full, and start her up, and let her tick over for a good 10 minutes

Enjoy
Ganj

[astroboy]

lol me fall off chair

[mrx]

no GanjamanUSS is right try it, it ads 40 bhp to your bike. ive been 160 mph on mine.

[GanjamanUSS]

another go faster tip for you is

wait untill the oil light starts flashing

then drop about 1/2 litre of white spirits into your oil tank

and be ready for the drive of your life ! my god my bike just flies when you add that @#%$ in !!!

You can buy white spirits from any good DIY store

[ExtremaRudeBoi]

Well I have some Brown sugar at home so i may try this. Should have some white spririts in the Shed also.

Thanks very much you guys are so helpful.

My bike is very fast already, the speedo was reading 150 yesterday down the bypass.

Cheers

[DunlopRS]

You really should be careful when using brown sugar as it's not potent enough - you must top it up with Canderal Pro Boost Tablets to give it the same effect as the pure white stuff...

[ajak79]

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[125Charlifumirs]

i had a similar problem to dumbwanker, my oil light came on and i was wondering if extra virgin olive oil will be the best to use, as i fry my breakfast on my exhaust can every morning after a fast ride.:eek: . u fuking nob heds what u on about where u get fuel from thats taking the piss badly, there no name for it u rude ones! it wil only disincourage newboys to ask silly questions, but hey never mind!:lol: keep up the gud shiit

[BBK Rossifumi]

If you look on your handle bars there will be a little Pot. To make your brakes stop you like anything firstly take out all the liquid in that pot and pour it all over your tank. It makes a gread bike cleaner. Next get a pot of WD40 and some baby oil and mix them together then pour in the pot. Result your brakes will be the best ever. Try it.

[125CharliefumiRS]

go buy some more of that brake fliud to mix with baby oil and wd40 and go wash ur neighbours new bmw z4 with it when hes snoozing so he can see it really nice and shiny in the morningoh and so ur dad dusnt get jellaous polish his Mv agusta F4 Senna limited edition too and ur mums mercedes that she got last week. the baby oil is akey ingredint but the stuff that gives the best shine is the litre of brake fluid u went to buy !tommoz ull be loved for making things shine:rollin:

[Thomas]

:rolleyes:

other tips

to make your seat shiny use back to black cockpit spray.

on your fairings yes brake fluid works best

to clean your brake discs use wd40

use sandpaper to polish things

add some diesel to your tank it will give you 67.9bhp extra

enjoy!

[JamesRS125]

also using 0PSI in both tyres will enhance grip and prolong tyre life

[TomGP1]

You forgot to mention that putting diesel on your tyres makes them look nice and new again also your bike will handle like nothing else on the road!!!

[125CharliefumiRS]

step1 : start engine and sit comfortably
step2 : ride along at about 15-20 mph
step3 : stand up
step4 : clutch in, rev like mad and drop clutch

The front wheel should now be clear from the ground

step5 : lean over the screen with left arm and see if front wheel wobbles or makes ecessive noise.

[girl og]

I know have a 1200 pound bill due to you wankers!!!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Not a happy bunny!

[Holepuncture]

well thats what happens when you dont regulary top up your fuel tank with sugar, any reputable bike mechanic will tell you that.

[project mini]

lol at this thread!

now i am new to bikes, but i am stipping an old 2 stoke engine to see how things work! (best thing to do for a noob aint it?)

one thing which does worry me:

I know have a 1200 pound bill due to you wankers!!!!!



Not a happy bunny!



i hope u r taking the piss mate, if not u really should consult a docter.

[spanairRS125]

I heard putting sand in the oil tank makes it runned leaner, and so gives more power :evil: , and salt in the fuel tank, both mix and you get a sort of NOS power.

[apriliaman]

hey m8 open you tank up get ya sparky out then pour some washing powder in the hole and it will SUPER CLEANyou piston ring and barell.

[apriliaman]

hey m8 open you tank up get ya sparky out then pour some washing powder in the hole and it will SUPER CLEAN you piston ring and barrel.:D
END RESULT:you piston will rev easy now its clean and free of @#%$.:D

[125CharliefumiRS]

after using that cleaning method ur bike will have so much power ur rear wheel bearings will need to be checked as they may wear out superfast,
1st step put wd40 on ur brake disk calliper and pads. then only rear brake mind u.
then go along with no helmet infact best doing it naked at 80mph and squeeze ur front brake lever while u are pulling a huge stoppie turn around and feel ur bak wheel for any wobble.
and while u there check ur chain aint too slak so get yer teeth and clamp very very hand onto ur chain wherever u can get a bit into in and making sure u are in 1st gear give ur bike full trottle. then release front brake and voila.
gud luck!