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duc slayer
03-03-2008, 08:26 AM
LETS HERE SOME OF YOUR WISDOM, OR SOME OF WHATEVER YOU USE TO GET THROUGH THE DAY W/O TELLING SOMEONE TO @*&% OFF. I especially wanna here some of the EURO sayings and what they mean.

those that live in glass houses, shouldn't throw rocks
never piss in the wind
don't eat yellow snow
don't go camping with KK :D
never let ollie cras...I mean ride your bike

irie
03-03-2008, 08:58 AM
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. (http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/117000.html)

RXV_Poor
03-03-2008, 09:43 AM
Never argue with an idiot. No one can tell the difference.

duc slayer
03-03-2008, 09:50 AM
:worship::worship::worship::worship::worship: :worship:

Jim Hubert
03-03-2008, 10:46 AM
Duc, what a great idea!

"Sapiens nihil affirmat quod non probat"

Translation: A wise man asserts nothing which he does not prove.

Olof Eriksson
03-03-2008, 10:57 AM
I belive "låt inte Olof köra din motorcykel" is the right expression. Very very common in sweden :bump:

And I haveto fill in on one of those too: "Don't eat yellow snow, unless its beer"

WATTY
03-03-2008, 10:58 AM
If it is not broken dont fix it:)

WATTY
03-03-2008, 11:00 AM
Dont shit on your own doorstep:happy:

Dragster pilota
03-03-2008, 11:08 AM
duc slayer in da house:
Daily Wisdom Thread

Dalai Lama says: A mind is like an umbrella, if not open it don't work....

DP says: Form before function....

PhilG
03-03-2008, 12:46 PM
There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that dont.

wooodie
03-03-2008, 01:01 PM
a man that chops his own firewood gets warm twice!:bangwall:

cal550b
03-03-2008, 01:31 PM
Dont shit on your own doorstep:happy:

dont shit on wattys door step:)

WATTY
03-03-2008, 01:33 PM
dont shit on wattys door step:)

Or cal.s doorstep:happy:

cal550b
03-03-2008, 01:36 PM
Or cal.s doorstep:happy:

yeh but they do!!!!!!

Freakshow
03-03-2008, 06:51 PM
He who hesitates, masturbates!

DKM
03-03-2008, 07:18 PM
Don't shit where you eat...

sdg
03-03-2008, 08:06 PM
Don't shit where you eat...

"But you don't mess around with Jim"

decline67
03-03-2008, 08:16 PM
A bush in the hand is worth two on the bird :aussie:

kimzx1000r
03-03-2008, 08:23 PM
you can't polish a turd!

Markee
03-04-2008, 01:09 AM
"Its only as hard as you make it"

DKM
03-04-2008, 01:11 AM
better pissed off than pissed on....

don't worry..it'll buff out...

ohhhhh...thats gonna hurt

shanes
03-04-2008, 01:15 AM
in austrailia they say
you can lead a horse to water but cant make them drink

i asia they say
you can lead a horse to water then you have to shoot the cunt and push him in

drako
03-04-2008, 02:05 AM
He who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a stinky finger!

cal550b
03-04-2008, 02:30 AM
in austrailia they say
you can lead a horse to water but cant make them drink

i asia they say
you can lead a horse to water then you have to shoot the cunt and push him in
english say
you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

WATTY
03-04-2008, 02:53 AM
english say
you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

WITH A RUBBER ON THE TOP:happy:

SLORider
03-04-2008, 03:06 AM
LETS HERE SOME OF YOUR WISDOM, OR SOME OF WHATEVER YOU USE TO GET THROUGH THE DAY W/O TELLING SOMEONE TO @*&% OFF.

Hey, just F--OFF!!!!

hahahaha!!!

okay, here goes my € saying:

Aus den Augen, aus dem Sinn
(out of sight, out of mind)

ausmac
03-04-2008, 03:22 AM
Here's a couple of my picks......

If you go out for a big night and by some misadventure you end up in a prison cell, you can count on your best friend to bail you out, but your best mate will be in there besides you.

and,...

A fair go for all, regardless of ethnicity, race, religion, except for Poms, Seppos and Kiwis. :aussie: :funnypost:funnypost:funnypost:funnypost

SLORider
03-04-2008, 03:30 AM
There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that dont.

Damn, that is incredibly good! If you understand binary.

Of course it is nice being able to count to 11111 on one hand, but I always feel hexed trying to count higher than A.

irie
03-04-2008, 07:37 AM
Damn, that is incredibly good! If you understand binary.

Of course it is nice being able to count to 11111 on one hand, but I always feel hexed trying to count higher than A.

You mean you have X'1F' fingers and thumbs on one hand? :eek:

Jim Hubert
03-04-2008, 08:59 AM
"It is better to ride a slow bike fast, than a fast bike slow." -- Dick Mann

SLORider
03-04-2008, 09:22 AM
You mean you have X'1F' fingers and thumbs on one hand? :eek: No, only 101.

RXV_Poor
03-04-2008, 09:29 AM
What is a turd that has been petrified, bronzed, gold plated, polished and set on the mantle?























A piece of shit.

duc slayer
03-04-2008, 09:44 AM
shit or get of the pot

when in doubt....gas it

WATTY
03-04-2008, 01:00 PM
Dont build your house out of hay or stick,s :WTF:

duc slayer
03-04-2008, 01:04 PM
if it smells like cologne... leave it alone
if it smells like fish... EAT IT

cal550b
03-04-2008, 01:16 PM
if it smells like cologne... leave it alone
if it smells like fish... EAT IT

pu....smells like fish, but tastes like chicken,

WATTY
03-04-2008, 01:22 PM
shit smells like shit dont know wot it taste,s like though:)

Photog_Dave
03-04-2008, 01:47 PM
No one will remember the time you saved the lives of those 20 nuns from the burning church, or the 13 children on that runaway school bus or when you took that bullet for the pope........................................

























But you shag one sheep.....

cal550b
03-04-2008, 01:54 PM
:plus::plus::plus::plus::plus:

crank1000
03-04-2008, 01:57 PM
If your car is making a strange sound, your stereo isn't loud enough.

WATTY
03-04-2008, 02:06 PM
No one will remember the time you saved the lives of those 20 nuns from the burning church, or the 13 children on that runaway school bus or when you took that bullet for the pope........................................

























But you shag one sheep.....

:plus::plus::plus::plus:

RXV_Poor
03-04-2008, 02:39 PM
No one will remember the time you saved the lives of those 20 nuns from the burning church, or the 13 children on that runaway school bus or when you took that bullet for the pope........................................























But you shag one sheep.....

:plus::plus::plus:True Wisdom:plus::plus::plus:

irie
03-04-2008, 02:58 PM
In the same vein ...

irie
03-04-2008, 03:01 PM
And on the subject of sheep shagging ...

kimzx1000r
03-04-2008, 04:31 PM
that guys so stupid he couldn't poor piss out of a boot if the instructions where on the heel

jdalton1
03-04-2008, 06:43 PM
"Worry about the one, don't step in number two"

jdalton1
03-04-2008, 06:53 PM
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

Jack Handy

ckevg
03-04-2008, 10:26 PM
I'm going to cheat (copied from an email I received), but some of these are funny.....

Proverbs

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~! *~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

soyrico
03-04-2008, 11:10 PM
Ok guys...this one should have been posted by now. I am sure we have all used this 1000 times!!!!!


YOU DON'T TAKE SAND TO THE BEACH!!!!!!

duc slayer
03-05-2008, 07:47 AM
:worship::worship::worship::worship::worship: :worship::worship::worship: :worship::worship::worship::worship::worship: :worship::worship:

Jim Hubert
03-05-2008, 07:52 AM
"In racing, the announced reason for a failure is rarely the actual cause." -- Neil Spalding

ckevg
03-05-2008, 09:05 AM
"The act of riding is a form of meditation, because the concentration that's required to safely ride a motorcycle tends to focus the mind in a way that eliminates other mental distractions that might interfere with the mission. This creates a single-mindedness that, in effect, displaces the continuous stream of thoughts that normally flow through our consciousness." - Author Unknown

rednotch91
03-05-2008, 05:56 PM
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.....


Customers are never wrong. Fickle, bullheaded, even downright stupid, but never wrong.....

RXV_Poor
03-06-2008, 09:11 AM
"The customer isn't always right." Bob Lutz

duc slayer
03-19-2008, 01:20 PM
to those that don't think their shit stinks


LEAN A LITTLE BIT CLOSER...........AND SEE WHAT ROSES REALLY SMELL LIKE

conman
03-21-2008, 10:37 AM
"A FOOL AND HIS MONEY WILL BUY AN APRILIA SXV 450":kidding:
taken from the old:
"a fool and his money will be soon parted"

duc slayer
03-21-2008, 10:40 AM
:plus::plus::plus::plus::plus::plus:

olepoop
03-22-2008, 12:27 AM
One step forward and Two step back!:rolleyes:

SeXV
03-22-2008, 02:50 AM
If you don't crash, you're not trying hard enough !

duc slayer
03-22-2008, 11:44 AM
Or one of my fav's

if your not cheat'n, your not try'n

RXV_Poor
03-22-2008, 11:56 AM
Or one of my fav's

if your not cheat'n, your not try'n

:plus:

It's only cheating if you get caught.

Markee
03-22-2008, 06:37 PM
"When in doubt, power out"
More commonly said when trying to drive way to fast!

adrenaline21
03-23-2008, 06:48 AM
When in doubt.....lean it out....


Hold'r wide open 'till you see the stars....then back off....repeat....


I never go look'n for trouble, but it always seems to find me....

uberchicken
03-23-2008, 07:41 AM
:plus:

It's only cheating if you get caught.

If you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin

It ain't cheatin if you don't get caught

and if you do get caught..... you ain't cheatin hard enough!