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matt2301
01-25-2007, 02:14 PM
Whassup y'all.

Lets piss some people off.

I think that Tuonos apart from the Tuono 1000 are all gay. Extremely gay.

What's worse is everyone that puts them on ebay and calls them the Aprilia RS125 Tuono. Yes, everyone knows that RS125s kick arse and are wicked little bikes. But your bike isn't an RS125. It's some mistake that Aprilia unfortunately made. This mistake has been noted, and Aprilia I believe no longer make Tuono 50s and 125s.

But your bike is not an RS125. Stop trying to be cool:D

I call a spade a spade. And I call an ugly bike an ugly bike:D

This however, is a vision of loveliness:D

http://www.aprilia.com/upload/modelli/road/p01104_0067.jpg

l8-apex
01-25-2007, 02:19 PM
If the bikes are gay does that mean they are male bikes and are attracted to male human beings or to other male bikes? How can you tell which bikes are male or female? Are there lesbian bikes as well?

Or, maybe you just don't care for the 125 Tuono and are a bit confused on how to express yourself?

priller
01-25-2007, 02:21 PM
Didn't take long to upset a tuono owner.

matt2301
01-25-2007, 02:22 PM
Lets piss some people off.

Hook, line and sinker;)

l8-apex
01-25-2007, 02:29 PM
Umm... I've never even seen a 125 Tuono. I own an RSV 1000 Tuono.

I suppose that if you are confused about the sexual orientation of motorcycles that you would have a hard time understanding my point anyway.

AndyS_RS
01-25-2007, 02:31 PM
bloody brilliant Matt

matt2301
01-25-2007, 02:32 PM
Umm... I've never even seen a 125 Tuono. I own an RSV 1000 Tuono.

I suppose that if you are confused about the sexual orientation of motorcycles that you would have a hard time understanding my point anyway.

That's right l8-apex.

Just tell yourself that you're on a section of a site that's full of young idiots, who have no idea about the world. Shake your head and walk away, full in the knowledge that you're right;)

01dabreoo
01-25-2007, 02:36 PM
i love the tuono 1000 but the 50/125 is a bit of a strange design,
but nakeds are ment to have big engines, not small little single cylinder 50s/125s so it must have been hard to design :rolleyes: :happy:

Sheene7
01-25-2007, 02:51 PM
That new white tuono thou with the gold frame is the definition of gayness - thats right, gayness. A gold frame on a white bike, WHAT THE FUCK?

However, if you own an MX 125, you are the definition of straightness.

RS 125 owners, you rock.

And I own a Mito. So I am not, In anyway, In favour of any of said bikes.

samRS
01-25-2007, 02:53 PM
yep the tuonos 50 and 125 are gayer than gay can be be

priller
01-25-2007, 02:57 PM
yep the tuonos are gayer than gay can be be

:plus: :plus:

Scott221
01-25-2007, 04:14 PM
I dont like any tuono, at all. i think those headlights look like flies eyes, and yes, the ones that hang around shit! However, it sounds fucking AWSOME!!

chadz aprilia
01-25-2007, 05:21 PM
:WTF: its a bike end off

just like you fazer which is not the best bike

RiejuR51
01-25-2007, 05:23 PM
:WTF: its a bike end off

just like you fazer which is not the best bike
i second that, tuono is a nice bike, not what i'd buy but nethertheless, its still a bike!

and the fazer 6, def not my fav bike, fazer 1 though, now that is something! shit myself on it! but the grin when i got home!

Earnie
01-25-2007, 05:28 PM
ive seen a lot worse, i agree 50s and 125s are gay bit like nissan micra and ford ka convertibles.
but the 1000 aint bad prefere that than a bennelli or ducati bag of spanners.

Paasker (DK)
01-26-2007, 02:09 AM
Damn you guys are wrong... Tuono is the money :) Especially if they are red
And by the way; mine has always been female

drummingod
01-27-2007, 12:24 AM
Whassup y'all.

Lets piss some people off.

I think that Tuonos apart from the Tuono 1000 are all gay. Extremely gay.

What's worse is everyone that puts them on ebay and calls them the Aprilia RS125 Tuono. Yes, everyone knows that RS125s kick arse and are wicked little bikes. But your bike isn't an RS125. It's some mistake that Aprilia unfortunately made. This mistake has been noted, and Aprilia I believe no longer make Tuono 50s and 125s.

But your bike is not an RS125. Stop trying to be cool:D

I call a spade a spade. And I call an ugly bike an ugly bike:D

This however, is a vision of loveliness:D




This is comming from a guy that rides a fazer?:WTF:

just cus it aint got a full fairing dunt mean its gay, its still the same fucking bike.

Just like my RF600R, its a GSXR750WN motor sleaved down 2 a 600cc bore, and its got better body work.

Look at the aprilia Futura, Same engine different chassis.

Honda Hornet? CBR engine detuned and the fairing changed.

the new Suzuki GSR, a GSXR motor detuned.


They aint gay bikes, its the people that say they are that are gay, any bike might come out the factory a bit less hopeful than others, but slight modifications can put right what the manufacturers missed out.

Just like when people say to me, Its only and RF, i say, yeh but it will piss on ur gixxer.

tuono 125
01-27-2007, 08:03 AM
it is a rs125 tuono you stupid fucking prick - it says it on the front of the hand book and it has the same frame engine and speeds as the rs125

tuono 125
01-27-2007, 08:14 AM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p87/tuono_2006/P92301372.jpg

also- if it wasnt the same as an rs125 then how come a jl fits it

VickersUK
01-27-2007, 08:40 AM
It would take the 3 fairing panels, an RS screen, an RS rear seat, a new top yoke, 2 new mirrors and a pair of handlebars to turn a Tuono into an RS.

priller
01-27-2007, 08:46 AM
It would take just a new pillion seat to make it look alot better.

Steffman
01-27-2007, 08:48 AM
It would take just a new pillion seat to make it look alot better.

RS pillion seat and diffrent mirrors and you're home! :cheers:

matt2301
01-27-2007, 11:19 AM
it is a rs125 tuono you stupid fucking prick - it says it on the front of the hand book and it has the same frame engine and speeds as the rs125

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1121211/2/istockphoto_1121211_hook_line_and_sinker.jpg

:D:D:D:D:D

Here fishies fishies fishies:D

Aaron552
01-27-2007, 12:00 PM
matt ur a such a joker, stop playing with peoples minds and mourn for my side pannels

Crackers
01-27-2007, 12:16 PM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p87/tuono_2006/P92301372.jpg

also- if it wasnt the same as an rs125 then how come a jl fits it

So when are you putting it back together?

Gman2005
01-27-2007, 12:32 PM
I like the frame though. It would look Beautiful on an RS :D

TMD
01-27-2007, 12:49 PM
I used to own a Tuono 125. I thought they were brillant to my mate gave me a go on his RS. I think their a shite bike lol and their also ugly, ive went off them completely.

@tuono 125, did you not read matts post? He says aprilia made a mistake on calling it an RS125 Tuono Therefore the manual is wrong imo.

I like the 1000 tuonos, they look better, more beefier.

RS's now Rule :D

ben_121_uk
01-27-2007, 01:26 PM
I think all Aprilia's are shit! and you're all a bunch of tossers!!!:kidding:

Gman2005
01-27-2007, 01:35 PM
The tuono is an acquired taste.

adds_isard
01-27-2007, 02:03 PM
I think all Aprilia's are shit! and you're all a bunch of tossers!!!:kidding:
you dont say alot but when you do it makes me giggle!

ben_121_uk
01-27-2007, 02:28 PM
Thank you :burnout:

samRS
01-27-2007, 02:39 PM
give me 10 minutes with a tuono 50 or 125 and a sledgehammer and ill make it look 10 times better :happy:

Davido
01-27-2007, 02:46 PM
Hello, I am owner of the tupne bike yes, and i am think that bike the is not good yes? Yes.

Hello I am an owner of an RS125 and I can safely say to all tuono owners, you bought the wrong bike. Oh and somebody's nicked your fairings. I'd get that sorted if I were you.


























































































































































Fazers are gay

priller
01-27-2007, 02:59 PM
sv's are gay

:plus: :plus: I agree

Steffman
01-27-2007, 03:01 PM
give me 10 minutes with a tuono 50 or 125 and a sledgehammer and ill make it look 10 times better :happy:

Deal, i've got insurence, just make sure it's a write off, i'll just say some madman attacked it, and buy an RS125 with the cash!

:cheers:

matt2301
01-27-2007, 03:45 PM
Hello, I am owner of the tupne bike yes, and i am think that bike the is not good yes? Yes.

Hello I am an owner of an RS125 and I can safely say to all tuono owners, you bought the wrong bike. Oh and somebody's nicked your fairings. I'd get that sorted if I were you.



Fazers are gay

Prick:D:D:D:D

Davido
01-27-2007, 04:36 PM
:plus: :plus: I enjoy sweaty man love

I knew it!

Sheene7
01-27-2007, 04:38 PM
priller, thats far too much info.

priller
01-27-2007, 04:41 PM
I knew it!

In your dreams :p:

Davido
01-27-2007, 04:42 PM
How did you know? :confused:

samRS
01-27-2007, 04:45 PM
everyone knows :fangs:

priller
01-27-2007, 04:51 PM
How did you know? :confused:

Sam told me, he was worried because you keep dreaming about him aswell :)

Fast as Fu!k
06-20-2007, 10:01 AM
I like the Tuono 125, and matt, if i was you i would be carfull what your saying, you dont exactly have the most (manlyest) and best looking bike yourself do you to be fair:)

i think fazers are F**king Ugly bikes, people have diff opinions

Sheene7
06-20-2007, 10:07 AM
I like the Tuono 125, and matt, if i was you i would be carfull what your saying, you dont exactly have the most (manlyest) and best looking bike yourself do you to be fair:)

i think fazers are F**king Ugly bikes, people have diff opinions

You got rid of yours quick enough!

Fast as Fu!k
06-20-2007, 10:08 AM
just fancied a change, and tbh i wouldnt mind another, as i have autheritus in my wrist and in traffic my wrist hurts like foook on the RS

matt2301
06-20-2007, 11:02 AM
I like the Tuono 125, and matt, if i was you i would be carfull what your saying, you dont exactly have the most (manlyest) and best looking bike yourself do you to be fair:)

i think fazers are F**king Ugly bikes, people have diff opinions

It still works:D

If all you guys were fish I'd never be hungry!:D

RiejuR51
06-20-2007, 11:08 AM
It still works:D

If all you guys were fish I'd never be hungry!:D
not until i jumped on the upgrade to your bike :D fazer 1000 ftw! and in yamaha blue!

matt2301
06-20-2007, 11:15 AM
not until i jumped on the upgrade to your bike :D fazer 1000 ftw! and in yamaha blue!

Might be getting a Fazer Thou in a month or two. Or something else, but definetely 1000cc plus capacity:D

RiejuR51
06-20-2007, 11:21 AM
Might be getting a Fazer Thou in a month or two. Or something else, but definetely 1000cc plus capacity:D
oh get a fazer thou! do it, in blue tho!

matt2301
06-20-2007, 11:25 AM
oh get a fazer thou! do it, in blue tho!

I want a sports thou secretly. Chicanes sorely test the Fazer 6's handling. You really have to force it through, it doesn't feel right.

RiejuR51
06-20-2007, 11:27 AM
I want a sports thou secretly. Chicanes sorely test the Fazer 6's handling. You really have to force it through, it doesn't feel right.
i found the fazer thou, has a stupidly low centre of gravity, it eats corners for breakfast! so nice to put into a corner, turns in beautifully!

matt2301
06-20-2007, 11:29 AM
i found the fazer thou, has a stupidly low centre of gravity, it eats corners for breakfast! so nice to put into a corner, turns in beautifully!

They might have improved it loads since my bike was made. It seems to be the opposite, it feels like the bike is top heavy. When you start changing direction quickly, you have to fight that top heavy weight.

RiejuR51
06-20-2007, 11:31 AM
They might have improved it loads since my bike was made. It seems to be the opposite, it feels like the bike is top heavy. When you start changing direction quickly, you have to fight that top heavy weight.
on the thou its not like that at all, its sucha nice ride, and an easy bike to handle, jst falls into corners like you want it to, no fighting against you

matt2301
06-20-2007, 11:34 AM
You never know. It might be my technique that's at fault!

ben_121_uk
06-20-2007, 04:18 PM
I Would Gladly Swap My Rsv 1000 For A Tuono 1000! So There!!!!:)

ben_121_uk
06-20-2007, 04:19 PM
nO I WOULDN'T

ben_121_uk
06-20-2007, 04:20 PM
Yes I Would

ben_121_uk
06-20-2007, 04:20 PM
No I Wouldn't!

ben_121_uk
06-20-2007, 04:21 PM
Yes I Would!!

ben_121_uk
06-20-2007, 04:21 PM
No I Wouldn't

samRS
06-20-2007, 04:22 PM
you know you would!

ben_121_uk
06-20-2007, 04:22 PM
Yeeeeeeess I Wwwwould But............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................................it Would Have To Be An 07 So There Again!!